Here I am. Here is what I think. I know how it sounds.
This article is an attempt to gather, in one place, the theses I was already drafting before unwind.wtf, back when I was sending letters to friends privately. Not about tomorrow. Not about next week. About what assembles itself over the coming months. Along the way there can be strange narrative twists. There can be a market panic. I still hold the thesis that a brief shakeout, mild or even sharp panic, is highly likely before what comes next. But all of it, by one path or another, leads to the same finale.
This is not one conspiracy with a secret room. It is a parasitic ecosystem in which every player, Fed, banks, index providers, smaller exchanges, optimizes its own interest. The result looks coordinated, but it is structural, not planned. Let us see how it stacks up.
The Fed’s role: chair handover and liquidity prep
Powell’s last press conference as Fed Chair was on April 29. Nobody followed up on it as a story of its own, because Iran is drowning everything out. But it is a quiet signal event that, a year from now, we will look back on as an inflection point. An eight-year era ended without a headline.
On the same day, the Senate Banking Committee, by a 13–11 vote, advanced Kevin Warsh’s nomination to the full Senate. That is not yet final confirmation, but the political signal is clear: the Fed chair handover is splitting along party lines. The first fully partisan vote in the history of Fed chair nominations. The final Senate vote is expected the week of May 11. Powell’s term ends on May 15. During the confirmation hearing Warsh himself defined his program, “regime change at the central bank”. Not reform. Not correction. Regime change. Trump openly said he expects lower rates. No diplomatic cover.
And while chairs are being swapped on one side, on the other an inflation shock is unfolding that nobody is separately tying to a Fed pivot. Iran, a war that began February 28. Brent from 72 to a 126 peak. Hormuz closed. The United Arab Emirates left OPEC+. PCE inflation could reach 4 percent by year-end, double the Fed target.
The mechanism is simple, once you see it. Iran provides the inflation pretext. The same inflation pretext becomes the pretext for “support” measures. Warsh arrives at exactly the moment when a politically compliant Fed has to step in for “stabilization”. Liquidity flows into the market, but covered by an official narrative about extraordinary circumstances. Officially it will not be “the Fed wants to pour in liquidity”. Officially it will be geopolitical chaos that “leaves no other choice”.
While the liquidity tap is being prepped on one side, on the other side, the place where it will spill is being prepped.
SpaceX IPO: how the retail investor is brought in
SpaceX filed a confidential S-1 (preliminary offering document submitted to the regulator) on April 1. There is no public prospectus yet, expected May 15–22. Until then we know everything via Reuters reports citing “people familiar with the matter”. This is worth saying, many of the numbers we see in headlines are not yet confirmed in an official document. But even at the report level, the picture is clear enough.
The target, a $1.75 trillion valuation. Up to $75 billion in capital raised. A 21-bank syndicate, called Project Apex. Investor roadshow starts June 8. A separate event for retail investors, 1,500 people, on June 11. Trading debut, late June.
CFO Bret Johnsen, in an internal meeting with bankers, said it all: retail private investors “will be a bigger share than in any market debut”. Up to 30 percent of the shares, three times more than the historical 5–10 percent standard. A trivial detail? No, a deliberate construction.
SpaceX is not just a market debut. It is a distribution mechanism, assembled to attract retail investors through a perfectly composed emotional package, AI plus space plus the Musk legend plus “the first time you are allowed to take part in a historic moment”. The same effect that worked on Robinhood in 2021. Only this time at cosmic scale, and with a real story underneath, not short-lived speculative tickers. The democratization rhetoric works because the story is good, and because Musk really does build rockets. But that same story is being weaponized.
The initial distribution is only the first stage. The interesting part is how the inside owners, executives, employees, early investors, exit.
The insider exit strategy
First, what a lock-up actually is. After the market debut, inside owners (executives, employees, early investors) cannot immediately sell their shares. The standard, 180 days. The aim is simple, so that they do not dump everything into the market on day one and choke the price. The reader who just bought during the market debut is given the assumption that the inside owners are sitting alongside them for at least half a year.
Here is one thing most people do not know about these restrictions. They are not regulated. The regulator does not dictate those terms. They are contractual matters between the underwriter organizing the deal and the inside owners, written into the prospectus. The traditional 180-day restriction is not a law. It is a practice, and it can be changed.
And over the past year, it has been changing.
CoreWeave 2025 market debut. The restriction expired on the earlier of two events, 180 days, or the second quarterly report after the debut. Q2 2025 results were posted on August 12, the restriction expired on August 14, more than a month earlier than the standard September 24 date. About 83 percent of Class A shares became tradable at once. The stock dropped 35 percent in two days. A performance-triggered unlock works exactly as written.
Klarna 2025 market debut. An RSU program, employees could sell almost immediately, explicitly bypassing the standard six-month restriction.
Figma 2025, extended its restrictions. Different direction, but the same point: restrictions have become an engineering tool, something you build to fit, not a fixed standard that applies to everyone.
The specifics of SpaceX’s restrictions have not yet been disclosed. But the trend is clear, and which path will be chosen, that is also clear. Shortened restrictions plus accelerated release through institutional block trades mean that inside owners get liquidity faster than retail can grasp what just happened. The first stage of the money exit happens quietly, accompanied by headlines about “a successful market debut” and “strong post-debut demand”.
So far we have talked about how inside owners exit. But who will buy when they are selling?
Index manipulation and forced buying
Over the past months, the major index providers have started to change, or to consider changing, the rules that would speed up the inclusion of the largest companies’ market debuts into the indices. Nasdaq’s fast-inclusion rule takes effect on May 1: a newly listed company is evaluated on its seventh trading day, and if its full market capitalization places it in the top 40 among existing Nasdaq-100 members (the threshold is currently around 100 billion), it can be added to the index after 15 trading days. SpaceX, with a $1.75 trillion valuation, would jump into the index instantly.
S&P Dow Jones opened a consultation on its rules on April 30. On the table, shortening the seasoning period from 12 to 6 months, and dropping the profitability requirement for the largest companies. Until now S&P 500 required four consecutive profitable quarters. That requirement historically worked as a quality filter, separating the S&P 500 from more speculative indices. Now it is being considered for removal in the case of the largest companies. The consultation is open until May 28, and the potential implementation, if the changes are accepted, is preliminarily set for June 8. The same day as the SpaceX investor roadshow.
FTSE Russell is also considering fast-entry logic, applied to market debuts with market caps above 14 billion.
In other words, the index world is moving in the same direction: private mega-cap companies stay in the closed club for too long, and when they finally come to market, the old rules no longer hold them at the door.
This is where the mechanics begin. Roughly $20–24 trillion of capital is tied to the S&P 500, depending on the methodology. Passive funds do not think about whether they like Musk. They follow the index. If the index changes, they buy. Emotion? No, a rule. Between June and November 2026, automatic mandatory buying of SpaceX shares takes place. Without conscious consent from pension fund investors. They simply track an index whose composition rules were changed precisely so that SpaceX would get in faster.
A sentence worth saying plainly. Your pension fund, your index fund, your 401(k) account, does not choose whether to buy SpaceX. When the index changes, the fund must buy. Money automatically travels from millions of small accounts into one stock that the inside owners are selling. They get cash. You get a share at a valuation set, not by the market, but by the bank that organized the deal. That is what exit liquidity means. Not an economists’ term, but everyday mechanics. You are the exit door for someone who wants to leave before you do.
A conspiracy theory? Not anymore. Professional finance experts are saying the same thing openly, loudly, under their own names. Robin Wigglesworth at the Financial Times called it “the biggest bagholder exercise of all time, Operation Overlord for nailing retail investors with an overpriced market debut”. Patrick Boyle on Finance: “Low-float strategies and fast-track index inclusion rules are being used to turn passive 401(k) investors into exit liquidity for early owners.” Jason Zweig at WSJ called the Nasdaq proposal “arbitrary, unfair and potentially risky”. Acadian Asset Management published an entire research paper on the same question.
A conspiracy with one room and one conductor? No. A coincidence? Not that either. It is an alignment of interests which, when allowed to operate without brakes, assembles itself into choreography.
Background market cleanup: small caps see the door close
At the same time as doors are opening for the largest companies, they are closing for the small ones. And it is happening in sync.
First, what those terms mean. Public float, the number of shares actually trading in the public market, not sitting in inside owners’ hands. MVLS (Market Value of Listed Securities), the total market value of the listed shares. Cure period, the timeframe during which a company can correct a violation before the exchange removes its shares from the listing (delisting). When exchanges raise these minimums or shorten the cure period, smaller companies can no longer remain.
Nasdaq, as of January 17, raised the minimum public float to 15 million, previously it was 5 to 8. On January 19, automatic delisting without a cure period took effect, if a stock trades below $0.10 for ten consecutive days. On January 13, an even stricter proposed rule was filed, a $5 million MVLS continued listing threshold. If a company fails this threshold for 30 days, Nasdaq proposes an emergency suspension and removal mechanism, with no usual cure period. This is no longer a “soft warning”. It is door-slam logic. On April 15, SPAC requirements were raised to $100 million market value on the Global Market, $75 million on the Capital Market. For Chinese companies, $25 million in total proceeds.
The whole direction is one. For small and mid-cap companies, this cycle has simply ended. The doors close first for the penny-stock junkyard, but along with it, the niche closes for the smaller players who simply wanted to grow into the market through a natural path.
For the small, walls go up. For the large, doors open. Retail investors hand over capital through the IPO. Inside owners take it out via shortened restrictions and block trades. Passive demand is guaranteed through changes to index rules. No one can call this a secret plan, but the result moves in one direction.
A conspiracy? No, infrastructure choreography ahead of the peak.
What to expect
I see the structure. The path? I do not.
Two scenarios. Fast, a week-long shakeout, then a rally to the summer peak and a culmination on June 8 with the SpaceX market debut. Drawn out, we drift up calmly into July, a COVID-style crack mid-summer, finale by October, when OpenAI, Anthropic, and maybe Stripe join SpaceX. The dates slide, the structure does not.
Exact dates will be given by the technical charts. Not me. Not you. But the direction and the players are clear. Inside owners and smart money are already allocating positions, quietly tidying them up. By June 8 we will see some kind of move, a shakeout or a rise. On June 8, the narrative pumping begins, which will only cement the move that started earlier.
Meška out.
Sources ▸
Fed chair handover
- CNBC: Trump Fed pick Kevin Warsh clears key Senate hurdle (2026-04-29)
- CBS News: Senate Banking Committee advances Kevin Warsh’s nomination
- Bloomberg: Trump’s Fed Chair Nominee Kevin Warsh Wins Key Senate Committee Vote
- Washington Post: Senate panel advances Trump’s pick for Federal Reserve chief
SpaceX IPO
- CNBC: SpaceX confidentially files for IPO, setting stage for record offering (2026-04-01)
- Bloomberg: SpaceX Said to File Confidentially for IPO Before AI Rivals
- Reuters reports on the Project Apex syndicate and the $75B raise (cited via TechI, Motley Fool, NexusAlert)
- The Motley Fool: The SpaceX IPO Timeline, June 8 roadshow, June 11 retail event
Lock-up evolution
- CoreWeave 8-K filing: CRWV files 8-K, Q2 2025 earnings + lock-up early release
- AInvest: CoreWeave’s Lockup Expiry and Market Volatility, 83% Class A, 35% drop in 2 days
- ESO Fund: CoreWeave IPO case study, performance-triggered unlock details
- Klarna 2025 IPO RSU program, public filings
- Figma 2025 lock-up extension, public filings
Index rule changes
- Ashurst: Nasdaq Proposes New “Fast Entry” Rule for the Nasdaq-100 Index
- Reel Financial: New Nasdaq Rule Allows Large IPOs Into Index Within 15 Days Starting May 2026
- Bloomberg: S&P Mulls New Index Rules to Speed Up Addition of Mega IPOs (2026-04-30)
- StockTwits: S&P Joins Nasdaq, Russell In Push To Speed Index Entry For Mega IPOs
- State Street SSGA: Mega-cap IPOs: Implications for institutional investors and index managers
Nasdaq listing standards (small caps shut out)
- Nasdaq SR-NASDAQ-2024-073 (Public Float 15M, effective 2025-01-17)
- Nasdaq SR-NASDAQ-2024-085 (auto-delisting without cure period < $0.10, 2025-01-19)
- Nasdaq SR-NASDAQ-2025-006 (5M MVLS continued listing, 2025-01-13)
- Nasdaq SR-NASDAQ-2025-018 (SPAC 100M / 75M MVLS, 2025-04-15)
- Nasdaq SR-NASDAQ-2025-024 (Chinese company 25M IPO proceeds minimum)
Professional criticism
- Robin Wigglesworth, Financial Times, on “Operation Overlord” and the bagholder mechanism
- Patrick Boyle on Finance, on low-float strategies and 401(k) exit liquidity
- Jason Zweig, Wall Street Journal, on the “arbitrary, unfair” nature of the Nasdaq proposal
- Acadian Asset Management, research paper on the risk of index rule changes
Geopolitical context
- Reuters, FT, AP, chronology of the Iran-US conflict (February 28 onward)
- Brent crude futures (ICE), price path 72 → 126 USD/bbl
- EIA, IEA, Hormuz flow data
- OPEC+ communications, the UAE departure
Note: some SpaceX figures (Project Apex synthesis, the 21-bank syndicate, the $75B raise size, the 30% retail allocation, lock-up specifics) are cited via Reuters reports using the “people familiar with the matter” formulation. Until the public S-1 is released, these are informed estimates, not SEC-confirmed documents.
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